happy birthday, jordy! I TRIED MAKING IT SEEM LIKE I FORGOT BUT YOU KEPT DROPPING HINTS. L0SER. I'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS FROM YOU FOR LIKE A WEEK LOL. AND I TRIED TO PRETEND TO BE MAD AT YOU BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT THAT SO JUST PRETEND I TRICKED YOU SUCCESSFULLY OK. but yea you turned like.. 4,000 years old. w0w, you baldie. look how far you've aged.
we've known each other for like.. what. 4 months? seems like 4 years cus you're such a pain in the-- //MING. tbh when we first started talking on LINE it was so awkward like i didn't care LOL;;; i had no energy to keep the conversation going. i literally thought "k who the hell is this. what does he want." //WORST. but then we started talkin' more on LINE which soon became a daily thing! and then you found me on skype (not that hard to find, LBR) and we've had multiple skype calls and stuff! my favorite one was when i learned all about jakarta in one night. so when i fly over we're going to that garden dome thing and eat buttloads of food!!! pierre, you're the most idiotic piece of baldness i've ever met but that's why i love you so much. you're always there for me when i need you and i hope one day i'll be of some use to you in return. i'm surprised you haven't left me yet despite all the times you've said "bye" to me. ARE MY JOKES THAT HORRIBLE-- and oh my god all of my rants and crap about my 1st world problems and makoto and stupid boys.. i'm so sorry LMAO but rly, you're the best bro i could ever have and i'm super super glad we met. thank you for being alive and being the coolest person ever! today's the only exception to where i'll be (sort of) nice to you B( but yea i love you very much xoxo ♥